Casey Lynn
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like sugar...
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
Taylor Swift and Zac Efron ‘dance dare’ behind Selena.
zac can dance like that behind me any day
(Source: pickleswithasideofgomez)
THIS
Attractive male: I wish I had a girlfriend.
Me: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE.
little lion man <3
(Source: t-r-o-p-i-c-air)
(Source: halebconfessions)
When meeting someone who is learning English.
Foreigner: Hello. I am learning your language. Please accept my most sincere apologies if I make an error in my use of syntax, spelling, or grammar.
Native Speaker: lol wut u tlkin bout yolo
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
(Source: malsnothere)
so awesome
Little dog trying to sleep on big dog
(Source: toptumbles.com)
a haiku about going to school tomorrow:
no no no no no
no no no no no no no
no no no no no
(Source: sadfolkmusic)
“Is there no limit to what Stanley won’t notice?”
(Source: yourpervertedneighbor)
